i think i'm gonna go to the restroom and take a big joe. [chuckles] don't forget to wipe your dirt. you boys got something to say to me? talk in the microphone. i got a backup mike right here. check, one, two. testing, testing. yeah, they're both working, and guess what? they don't like no feedback. what's up? [man] what's going on out here? you got to keep it down. zander kelly's on the air. whoa. what's the deal with your haircut? i'm sorry about the noise, sir. um, this ain't no haircut. this is a wig. a wig? look at you. jesus. i got somebody i want you to meet. come with me. come on. [man on radio] yeah, that's what i thought. this is zander kelly. you're listening to 98.6, kxla. all aberration radio all the time. hey, zander, zander, you got to see this guy. god almighty. manna from inbred heaven. hey, freak boy.